pairing: kyungsoo/sehun
genre: humour
rating: pg-13
word count: ~4.3k
summary: sehun may not be able to do much with two broken legs, but he can still flip the bird at his noisy neighbor.
warnings: sehun bound to a wheelchair; kyungsoo's utter lack of tact
notes: originally written for astrongbreeze.

( Sehun stares at the ceiling, just as he’s been doing for the past three hours. )

pairing: kyungsoo/sehun
genre: humour, fluff
rating: pg-13 (for language)
word count: 4.3k
summary: sehun's roommate, kyungsoo, likes to talk in the bedroom. the only problem is, kyungsoo is neither aware nor awake.
notes: originally written for exouniversity.

( it’s four am and sehun finds himself playing a game titled, ‘ten fun facts about my roommate’. )

pairing: jongin/sehun
genre: crack
rating: pg-13
word count: 1.2k
summary: after a peculiar dream about jongin (or more specifically, jongin’s junk), sehun’s made it his mission to see if his dream reflects reality.
notes: for baeksthighs who gave me a prompt which i subsequently butchered. i'm sorry, bb. please don't hate me. ily ♡

( sehun is still half asleep-eyes heavy and uncooperative-when he stumbles into the bathroom to take his routine morning leak. )

pairing: baekhyun/kyungsoo
genre: angst
rating: pg-13
word count: 1.4k
summary: kyungsoo waits for baekhyun to come home at night.
warning: accusation of infidelity
subtitled: how to break baeksthighs' heart in 1.4k words.

( it’s a monday when baekhyun doesn’t return home. )

pairing: baekhyun/chanyeol, mentioned!junmyeon/jongdae, super ninja blink and you'll miss it mention of past!baekhyun/kyungsoo
genre: humour, fluff
rating: pg-13
word count: 6.4k
summary: an ethical dilemma: “do you steal a stranger’s egg mcmuffin after dropping yours?” discuss.
notes: a gift fic for the wonderful noonaofdarkness. happy happy birthday~!! may we ( Read more... )

pairing: jongin/sehun
genre: humour
rating: pg-13
word count: 400w
summary: jongin makes a proposal. sehun accepts.
notes: written for sekaisquad.

( there’s no hesitation when sehun says, “okay.” )

pairing: baekhyun/jongin (side!kyungsoo/sehun)
genre: fluff
rating: pg-13
word count: 2k
summary: baekhyun and jongin hold hands like boyfriends, cuddle like boyfriends, but they're not boyfriends. yet.
notes: because there's not nearly enough baekai fics as there ought to be. (and also because shinealightrose made me.)

( his eyes were closed but he could still picture the face of the man currently touching him more vividly than he could his own reflection )

pairing: kyungsoo/sehun
genre: nonau, fluff
rating: pg-13
word count: 1.1k
summary: sehun surprises kyungsoo with a bouquet of flowers. kyungsoo rewards him with a barrage of kisses.
notes: inspired by this, this, this, and this (they're the same event, just different fancams/angles xdxd) and because eexiee told me to (she made me write this so blame her ( Read more... )

pairing: baekhyun/chanyeol
genre: humour, fluff
rating: pg-13
word count: 4,542
summary: baekhyun discovers the magic of a good slap.
notes: originally written for sncj_santa. a big thank you to g and c for all their help. ily.

( of all the available seats in the room, park chanyeol just had to choose the seat beside his. )

pairing: yifan/chanyeol
genre: fluff, humour
rating: pg-13
word count: 800w
summary: yifan's not impressed with the size of chanyeol's baubles.
note: originally written for fanforyeol. thank you, g. i don't know what i would do without you. happy holidays, everybody ^^

( “chanyeol, what am i looking at right now?” )